Today is the 142nd birthday of our home and native land Canada.
No rant necessary today, but I would like to pass on an excellent article written by Rick Mercer about being Canadian...(from the Metro Newspaper I found on the Go Train the other day - it still did the trick, I love Ricky!) So enjoy.
"Being Canadian means being lucky.
There are almost seven billion people on this planet and we make up around 33 million of them.
The odds of a random citizen on this earth being Canadian is about half of one per cent. It’s a long shot that delivers a hell of a jackpot. A citizenship, that for most of us, cost nothing to acquire, but yet is our most prized possession.
Being Canadian means we have freedom of mobility. If you want to change your name to a symbol and move to British Columbia — you wouldn’t be the first, you won’t be the last.
Being Canadian means we can worship whoever and however we want.
Which is why when we meet a member of the worldwide church of the Raelians (who worship a holy trinity of UFOs, extraterrestrials, and tantric sex), we shrug and say each to their own.
Being Canadian means that if your finger comes into contact with a band saw, you pop it in a plastic bag along with some ice, and it gets sewn back on for free.
Being Canadian means that in some places there is now a five cent surcharge for shopping bags to encourage cloth bags.
Don’t use these for a severed finger. In that case, pay the nickel and go with plastic.
Being Canadian means we are each protected under the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
In Canada, Harold can marry Samantha, Carol can marry Johann and Ahmed can make an honest man out of Frank.
Being Canadian means you can vote.
And when we do, governments come and governments go — and yet not a single shot is fired.
Which is appropriate because in our nation’s capital, the Canadian flag flies proudly over a tower that we named Peace."*
*Referenced from Metro Newspaper, 29/06/09. Mercer, Rick. http://www.metronews.ca/edmonton/canada/article/253369--citizenship-like-winning-jackpot-rick-mercer
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Don't think I could have said it better myself!
ReplyDeletethere's plenty to rant about these days my little grasshopper and junior ranters like yourself are needed to rouse the dormant courage that sleeps within us all. Can you make the world a better place - damn right you can. And we can help too. Keep up the good rants
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